Hade ni ikuze.
We start this week with a driving instructor (Takamina?) meeting his student (Akicha), after shaking hands he keeps hold of her hand for a moment. He tells her to get in the car, then immediately stops her. He gives some explanation which I think confuses her, and he keeps laughing at her answers. He again tells her to satart, but again stops her (seems to be massaging her hands), and then gives some complicated explantion involving Acchan and Yuko, and compares her to a Kenkyuusei. Stopping her from entering the car again, he practically hugs her,and then says something to do with Sayanee and Acchan, ending with waving at something offscreen.
Miori is a cricket? Looking for her mother, when Amina and Shimada, her sisters appear, the two older sisters get into an argument before Miori notices their mother. She's stuck to fly paper. Amina tries to help, but merely falls on the paper. Shimada, after some encouragent tries to use Amina as a steppign stone, but falls in as well. Miori goes to fetsh a rope, and carfully balances on her sisters, before failing to throw the mother the rope a few times. However, when she tries to pull the mother, she only pulls herself onto the paper. So we see the despair of this family, all doomed to die stuck to something, and it's all for comedy.
2 girls (sisters?) are sat on a sofa, not talking, when mother Amina comes in with a tray. One of them says something about the other, Sumire, and she delives a rousing one-woman performance until she notices the rose she's holding's but her. She apologises, and Aminasays something about love, causing another performance before she starts strangling herself and has to be shaken out of it by her sister. She apologises again, and takes a banana, and starts eating when a robber comes in with a knife.After demanding money or something, he reveals he can't afford to buy christmas presents, and Sumire gives a non-flowery impassioned plea. Amina returns with the money, but he's changed his mind, and is just thanking Sumire when he slips on the banana skin, accidentally stabbing Sumire with the knife, and she falls dead. We then cut to Sumire being offerd a banana, which she refuses because of what she's seen.
We're shown a guy with a beard, who smokes cigars, is apparently a hit with the ladies, and is Yui. He manages to get a women to take a cell phone picture with him just by being there, and then puts her hands toether, holding the table, before balancing a glass on her hands and filling it with beer, and then leaves her stuck like that. A drunk guy stumbles into him and apologises, but Yui forgives him, pats a sign i can only assume says kick me onto his back, and leaves him to puke on a wall. He then finds a woman passed out on the floor with beer cans around her, and balances 3 of them on her forehead. He walks off, and we see the woman woken up when she moves, the man still vomiting, and the first woman still stuck.
Myao and another girl are apologising to Amina for something to do with stage performance which seems to have gone badly wrong. She has a lot to say about it, but I'm not really sure what it is. Eventually she lets them demonstrate a trick, but all Myao does is cover Amina with the cloth she was using. She lets them demonstrate with a flag, and Myao hides her from our sight, and thn reveals her with an eye patched up. She walks off, annoyed.
Myao is a news reporter being led in by the director. She gives her introduction to the going ons, and is joined by a 76 year old Kitarie, who then calls over her(?) rather large pink rabbit, who semms rather keen for her to stop touching it. Eventually the rabbit has enough and punches her in the stomach several times before pushing her onto the ground. Kitarie still describes it as cute though as it walks off. She next calls over a raccoon, which demonstrates it's ability to swing a tennis racket. She enthusiastically hugs it, causing it to push her on the ground and start beating her with some straw. She still feels it's cute. Next up is a grey bear, which i swears being referred to by the same name it was when it was in sketch a few weeks back. She hugs it, eventually knocking them to the ground, and the helmet falls off. Yui (it's now officially the same bear from that sketch) then just knocks her over and starts punching her, and walks off angrily. She's still cute though. (Don't we know it ^^)
Over all a fun episode, I find it interesting the last two episodes have featured reappearances of things from previous episodes (Specifically Yui) and while Honmayan 2 was very much the sequel to the first one (I guess Honmayan King resurrected her), here it's more of a case of two seperate stories sharing a mostly background character.
Showing posts with label Bimyo. Show all posts
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Thursday, 15 December 2011
Thursday, 8 December 2011
Bimyo 11
As far as I can tell the first scene was a photo shoot, with this guy in a suit, a photographer and what was in appearance a blue-haired vulcan. The vulcan has issues with the shoot I think, but still participates in the groups poses, despite complaining about it all the same. At the end two police come in, I think they said they were time police, but they arrest the guy in a suit, though they do one last pose as he's dragged away.
Sayaka is giving a motivational speech to a distraught, tears flowing everywhere team of girls. He tells them to go but they cry even more. He singles out Ichikawa, but get's no where, so he gives her a dope slap, before she moves. After the next girl's complaint he grabs round her waist, before another slap and being sent on. Whatevers bothering Moeno causes him to fall on the floor. He gives her more encouragement, but she stays stood there as he moves on. He hugs the next girl after listening, and tells her she's cute. Amina causes him to shout out of the room before sadly saluting, saying if you please. Sumire turns out to just be joining in, before he hits her out of annoyance, causing her to actually cry. The coach is now in despair himself, crying while crouched down.
Rabutan and another girl are together in one of their's bedroom. Seems they are doing their homework. The other girl while writing however decides to hit Rabutan with a ruler. They get back, but Rabutan almost immediately decides to hit her with soemthing. Each time this happens the one being slapped has fallen asleep, and the other girl now has a fan. The other girls asleep, gets twanged by an elastic band Rabutan put one end of inside her mouth. I think the aims reall for them to stay awake the whole night. Rabutan sleeps again, so the other girl has what seems to be a metal container. I cna now confirm it was, in fact, a metal container. They then decide to just go to sleep, putting cushions on the table and resting their heads on them, then waht looks like an old tin bath talls from above on both of them.
Shizuka is scolding three students, aving them repeat what the aim of the school seesm to be, harmony. We then get a buddhist monk performing some form of prayer, while presumably parents watch and the girls and teacher s=kneel in front of him as he chants AKB48, but the 4 don't get into harmony.
A women is asking her doctor to be forward with her, but he keeps silent. Eventually he gives his response, whatever the problem is, is somewhat surprising, seems serious. He gets a hot dog from the microwave and some hot sauce, when the womens daughter, the one they're discussing, Miori walks in. She asks her mother something, before noticing the hot dog and asking if it's for her. The mother tries to stop her eating but she takes it and eats it quickly. She then goes hyper, causing the mother panic, the doctor remains calm. She then grabs something from a cupboard, deciding to drink it*. She takes a sip before spilling it out of her mouth. The doctor explains something, and then tells Miori she must never drink strange liquids. She leaves, and he's glad it worked, just as Miori's voice comes from offset.
A gut calls in a group who look like from memory a group who appeared on soem sports special event with AKB and SCANDAL. The aim seems to be to demonstate some form of skill, Sae seems to be squeezing a grapefruit for it's juice. Kitahara demonstrates her skill at filling two bowls of salad, even going back to the first one to add a couple of tomatoes. The other two come up together, and demonstrate their aility to squeeze lemons.
You know how yestersday I said I was going to cover my two favorite Yui Bimyo scenes, but forgot one of them. I just remembered. While the scene I covered was from the first episode of Bimyo I saw, this was the first scene I saw. An unconvincing monster goes 'gyao' at two girls, and they beg for soemone to save them, prompting Yui to show up as Honmayan. While human sized and apparently wearing Ichigo's belt, the abilities seem to be like Ultraman. The girls say there's a suspicious figure, but Homayan initially thinks they're just messing with her, before turning round to say 'honmaya' or 'It's true'. They then try to convince her to use her Honmayan beam, which she also thinks is a trick unti she uses it, again saying 'honmaya'. A light starts going off, like the Clour Timer, and they explain she'll die if it goes off, but she's not convincedn leading to her last word of 'honmaya'.
The reason I mentioned that is it looks like this seen is a sequel. From the first second anyway. Two slightly more convincing monsters scare two girls (Amina and Takajo). Yui's voice comes from off screen, and the elevator comes slowly up with, Honmayan exits the lift, closes it and delivers her inenthusiastic introduction. They ask for help from the kaijin, but naturally she doesn't believe they're there, despite looking at thme sheer moments ago (I'll forgive). She turns, to give her 'honmaya'. They ask her to summon Honmaya Blue, who she is naturally sceptical to existing. She relents, calling her. I think the girl playing her's named Miyu. She gives her introduction, and comes over. Surprisingly Blue just suggests they fight the monsters with out needing convincing, but Honmaya isn't convinced the technique mentioned exists, and while deciding to try Blue is grabbed by the monsters, and the dinosaur uses an attack, seemingly killing her. She then contemplates if the Honmaya Thunderbolt suggested exists, but uses it, shocking the monsters and Blue. The light goes off again, but she fails to be convinced she'll die (again), and delives on last 'Honmaya'.
Well thats this weeks Bimyo then.
Sayaka is giving a motivational speech to a distraught, tears flowing everywhere team of girls. He tells them to go but they cry even more. He singles out Ichikawa, but get's no where, so he gives her a dope slap, before she moves. After the next girl's complaint he grabs round her waist, before another slap and being sent on. Whatevers bothering Moeno causes him to fall on the floor. He gives her more encouragement, but she stays stood there as he moves on. He hugs the next girl after listening, and tells her she's cute. Amina causes him to shout out of the room before sadly saluting, saying if you please. Sumire turns out to just be joining in, before he hits her out of annoyance, causing her to actually cry. The coach is now in despair himself, crying while crouched down.
Rabutan and another girl are together in one of their's bedroom. Seems they are doing their homework. The other girl while writing however decides to hit Rabutan with a ruler. They get back, but Rabutan almost immediately decides to hit her with soemthing. Each time this happens the one being slapped has fallen asleep, and the other girl now has a fan. The other girls asleep, gets twanged by an elastic band Rabutan put one end of inside her mouth. I think the aims reall for them to stay awake the whole night. Rabutan sleeps again, so the other girl has what seems to be a metal container. I cna now confirm it was, in fact, a metal container. They then decide to just go to sleep, putting cushions on the table and resting their heads on them, then waht looks like an old tin bath talls from above on both of them.
Shizuka is scolding three students, aving them repeat what the aim of the school seesm to be, harmony. We then get a buddhist monk performing some form of prayer, while presumably parents watch and the girls and teacher s=kneel in front of him as he chants AKB48, but the 4 don't get into harmony.
A women is asking her doctor to be forward with her, but he keeps silent. Eventually he gives his response, whatever the problem is, is somewhat surprising, seems serious. He gets a hot dog from the microwave and some hot sauce, when the womens daughter, the one they're discussing, Miori walks in. She asks her mother something, before noticing the hot dog and asking if it's for her. The mother tries to stop her eating but she takes it and eats it quickly. She then goes hyper, causing the mother panic, the doctor remains calm. She then grabs something from a cupboard, deciding to drink it*. She takes a sip before spilling it out of her mouth. The doctor explains something, and then tells Miori she must never drink strange liquids. She leaves, and he's glad it worked, just as Miori's voice comes from offset.
A gut calls in a group who look like from memory a group who appeared on soem sports special event with AKB and SCANDAL. The aim seems to be to demonstate some form of skill, Sae seems to be squeezing a grapefruit for it's juice. Kitahara demonstrates her skill at filling two bowls of salad, even going back to the first one to add a couple of tomatoes. The other two come up together, and demonstrate their aility to squeeze lemons.
You know how yestersday I said I was going to cover my two favorite Yui Bimyo scenes, but forgot one of them. I just remembered. While the scene I covered was from the first episode of Bimyo I saw, this was the first scene I saw. An unconvincing monster goes 'gyao' at two girls, and they beg for soemone to save them, prompting Yui to show up as Honmayan. While human sized and apparently wearing Ichigo's belt, the abilities seem to be like Ultraman. The girls say there's a suspicious figure, but Homayan initially thinks they're just messing with her, before turning round to say 'honmaya' or 'It's true'. They then try to convince her to use her Honmayan beam, which she also thinks is a trick unti she uses it, again saying 'honmaya'. A light starts going off, like the Clour Timer, and they explain she'll die if it goes off, but she's not convincedn leading to her last word of 'honmaya'.
The reason I mentioned that is it looks like this seen is a sequel. From the first second anyway. Two slightly more convincing monsters scare two girls (Amina and Takajo). Yui's voice comes from off screen, and the elevator comes slowly up with, Honmayan exits the lift, closes it and delivers her inenthusiastic introduction. They ask for help from the kaijin, but naturally she doesn't believe they're there, despite looking at thme sheer moments ago (I'll forgive). She turns, to give her 'honmaya'. They ask her to summon Honmaya Blue, who she is naturally sceptical to existing. She relents, calling her. I think the girl playing her's named Miyu. She gives her introduction, and comes over. Surprisingly Blue just suggests they fight the monsters with out needing convincing, but Honmaya isn't convinced the technique mentioned exists, and while deciding to try Blue is grabbed by the monsters, and the dinosaur uses an attack, seemingly killing her. She then contemplates if the Honmaya Thunderbolt suggested exists, but uses it, shocking the monsters and Blue. The light goes off again, but she fails to be convinced she'll die (again), and delives on last 'Honmaya'.
Well thats this weeks Bimyo then.
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
Yui in Bimyo
I was going to talk about a couple of Bimyo scenes featuring Yui, but I forgot what happened in one of them.
This was the first scene of the first Bimyo episode I saw, and I was lucky enough to know Yui by then.
The scene is a photoshoot featuring Yui, Sae and a few other girls, Umeda is the floor manager I guess, and Minegishi is the photographer. 'His' pose requests start off fairly reasonable, but quickly evolve into increasingly bizarre poses before he finishes shooting. Umeda marvels at his genius, but the girls' looks say it all really.
This was the first scene of the first Bimyo episode I saw, and I was lucky enough to know Yui by then.
The scene is a photoshoot featuring Yui, Sae and a few other girls, Umeda is the floor manager I guess, and Minegishi is the photographer. 'His' pose requests start off fairly reasonable, but quickly evolve into increasingly bizarre poses before he finishes shooting. Umeda marvels at his genius, but the girls' looks say it all really.
Friday, 25 November 2011
Bimyo 09
Bimyo reviews, now coming possibly only 5 hours after broadcast.
Sketch one starts witha dog, a pheasant and a monkey, and Momotarou comes in, saying 'let's go,' the animals just stand there. She tries to get them to go, offering them something, but they continue to refuse. They continue arguing, and Momotarou's grandfather comes in. Ojiichan is able to easily motivate them with a few words. however Momotarou's arguments against the suggestion made results in more arguing. Ojiichan has each of them in turn give a little introduction, which Momotarou protests against. Ojiichan declares the monkey to be in 4th place, however in third is Momotarou, who argues a gainst it, but Ojiichan decides that the centre/leader of the group will be the pheasant.
Woman in shop announces sale, leading to an onslaught of women, she adds fuel to the fire by mentioning prices are as low as 200 yen. The fighting got pretty intense as I was typing that last sentence, and now she's just going ganbare to any which one. She then throws 2 bags for only 50 yen into the fire (seriously , 50?). She throws an AKB jacket in (Sashi's from Majijo?) but the women who catches it just throws it away. And now we have the 1 yen leggings. She finally throws in what might be a free jacket, but they're all to injured and exhausted to fight now. Another women just walks through, picking up off the floor what she wants, and the saleswomen just salutes her skill.
We're at a cafe, and Rie and Ami come inside, apparently it's raining outside. Ayaka come through with a raincoat and hat, and welcomes them. She shows them to a table, and they say something about an engine. Ayaka calls for their order, and as Rie makes a comment she sees Ayaka miming to Ami, who seems a little wierded out, but she eventually moves the glasses she's wearing briefly. Ayaka calls for food again, before doing something to Rie's shoe, and then tells someone offscreen it's okay. Ami asks for a toilet, and Ayaka gives some instructions which I think include the 246th turning on the right. Rie asks for an Ice coffee, which Ayaka calls to the back for. A petrol pump suddely comes down from the roof, and Ayaka pumps whatever was in it directly into Rie's mouth. They decide to leave, and are given a 3600 yen bill, which they refuse to pay. Ayaka moves apparently to block soething which isn't there as they leave.
A mother leaves her young baby in the hands of a babysitter while she's at work, the babysitter suggests something to do but the baby says something quite rude about it. The baby eventually gets her to fetch a pacifier, which it sticks in his mouth and then comments on the flavour or something. The two talk about stuff, and ithink the baby mentioned plans fro world domination. They argue a bit, and then the babysitter goes to fetch something, knocking over a vase by accident, which was apparently the childs grandfathers. The baby agrees to help in exchange for what I think was a drink of alcohol. The baby says it can still get her in trouble or something like that, and pats her on the ass. It then pulls her over the pram briefly, she gets up just as the mother returns.
We seem to be in the dressing room for an idol group called Cat's Eye. The three members discuss what might have been a manga, and then start to do an intro pose and roll call before Kasai interrupts. She has some issue, so instead girl who's name I should really learn does some wierd thing on her own before girl who I swear I haven't seen ever before interrupts that. They have an idea for something to do with paper bags, Kasai puts some bread in her bad and does an intro, which apparently oozes cuteness (ironically, Kasai normally oozes sexiness), the other girls then take the bread. They then do their new intro, starting with bonjour. They're happy with their result, and walk off all sexy like.
Two schoolgirls sit together, and one of them admires the other's phone. Yui comes in (YAAAY, YUI-SAMA), ahem, and asks what's going on. She reveals her own phone, which seems to have bugs glued to it. As she refers to it cutely, eventuall one of the others just hits her on the head with a slipper. She then offers a bug, possibly to eat.
Two sisters care for their ailing motherm and mention someones sister coming. They're brother comes in reporting trouble, but after an argument he opens something, causing the girls to jump him. After more arguments he leaves, leavign one of the girls crying. The mother and sister comfort her, and then they do some things together, when the brother returns. says something ending in a heart, leding the mother to seemingly have a heart attack.
Sketch one starts witha dog, a pheasant and a monkey, and Momotarou comes in, saying 'let's go,' the animals just stand there. She tries to get them to go, offering them something, but they continue to refuse. They continue arguing, and Momotarou's grandfather comes in. Ojiichan is able to easily motivate them with a few words. however Momotarou's arguments against the suggestion made results in more arguing. Ojiichan has each of them in turn give a little introduction, which Momotarou protests against. Ojiichan declares the monkey to be in 4th place, however in third is Momotarou, who argues a gainst it, but Ojiichan decides that the centre/leader of the group will be the pheasant.
Woman in shop announces sale, leading to an onslaught of women, she adds fuel to the fire by mentioning prices are as low as 200 yen. The fighting got pretty intense as I was typing that last sentence, and now she's just going ganbare to any which one. She then throws 2 bags for only 50 yen into the fire (seriously , 50?). She throws an AKB jacket in (Sashi's from Majijo?) but the women who catches it just throws it away. And now we have the 1 yen leggings. She finally throws in what might be a free jacket, but they're all to injured and exhausted to fight now. Another women just walks through, picking up off the floor what she wants, and the saleswomen just salutes her skill.
We're at a cafe, and Rie and Ami come inside, apparently it's raining outside. Ayaka come through with a raincoat and hat, and welcomes them. She shows them to a table, and they say something about an engine. Ayaka calls for their order, and as Rie makes a comment she sees Ayaka miming to Ami, who seems a little wierded out, but she eventually moves the glasses she's wearing briefly. Ayaka calls for food again, before doing something to Rie's shoe, and then tells someone offscreen it's okay. Ami asks for a toilet, and Ayaka gives some instructions which I think include the 246th turning on the right. Rie asks for an Ice coffee, which Ayaka calls to the back for. A petrol pump suddely comes down from the roof, and Ayaka pumps whatever was in it directly into Rie's mouth. They decide to leave, and are given a 3600 yen bill, which they refuse to pay. Ayaka moves apparently to block soething which isn't there as they leave.
A mother leaves her young baby in the hands of a babysitter while she's at work, the babysitter suggests something to do but the baby says something quite rude about it. The baby eventually gets her to fetch a pacifier, which it sticks in his mouth and then comments on the flavour or something. The two talk about stuff, and ithink the baby mentioned plans fro world domination. They argue a bit, and then the babysitter goes to fetch something, knocking over a vase by accident, which was apparently the childs grandfathers. The baby agrees to help in exchange for what I think was a drink of alcohol. The baby says it can still get her in trouble or something like that, and pats her on the ass. It then pulls her over the pram briefly, she gets up just as the mother returns.
We seem to be in the dressing room for an idol group called Cat's Eye. The three members discuss what might have been a manga, and then start to do an intro pose and roll call before Kasai interrupts. She has some issue, so instead girl who's name I should really learn does some wierd thing on her own before girl who I swear I haven't seen ever before interrupts that. They have an idea for something to do with paper bags, Kasai puts some bread in her bad and does an intro, which apparently oozes cuteness (ironically, Kasai normally oozes sexiness), the other girls then take the bread. They then do their new intro, starting with bonjour. They're happy with their result, and walk off all sexy like.
Two schoolgirls sit together, and one of them admires the other's phone. Yui comes in (YAAAY, YUI-SAMA), ahem, and asks what's going on. She reveals her own phone, which seems to have bugs glued to it. As she refers to it cutely, eventuall one of the others just hits her on the head with a slipper. She then offers a bug, possibly to eat.
Two sisters care for their ailing motherm and mention someones sister coming. They're brother comes in reporting trouble, but after an argument he opens something, causing the girls to jump him. After more arguments he leaves, leavign one of the girls crying. The mother and sister comfort her, and then they do some things together, when the brother returns. says something ending in a heart, leding the mother to seemingly have a heart attack.
Saturday, 19 November 2011
AKB48 Bimyo 8
I'm more confident that these are in the right order, also I know I said I'd do Shukan but thats really too confusing for me at the moment.
Our first sketch has one of those girls I see alot but can't name for the life of me teaching a class including Maeda Ami, Akimoto Sayaka, Kitahara Rie, Minegishi Minami and someone else. Te teacher asks a question and Minegishi raises her hand, causing the techer to flail about, hit the wall and fall unconscious, and Ami runs over to her. Minegishi laughs evilly, and boasts about it. Ami tries to stand up to her but Minegishi takes control of her arms, and she pulls er own mouth open against her will, the teacher attempts to stop er before being knocked unconscious again. Ami then attacks Minegisi using her own psycic attacks. The teacher gets up and brings the other girls to one side. Maeda stops, kind of exhausted, and Minegishi forces her to draw on her own face in lipstick, but in turn is forced to paint around her eyes. The two then start psycic wrestling, before actually wrestling and then falling on the floor. The other students leave as the teacher watches them continue to fight, each saying something to the camera.
The next segment starts with two schoolgirls, Kuramochi Asuka and one I don't know. seems te other girls in love or someting. Actually, watching a few seconds more maybe teir just excited about something. After talking excitedly a bit more another girl I forget the name of comes inand threatens Asuka, the other girl hiding. Aska then e-mails te girl threatening her some phrase over and over again. The other girl, who has been commenting on the goings on is spotted, and also threatend. Anoter girl (a teacher) shows up scaring off the yankee, only for the two to reject her help.
A mysterious figure carries a large case through dark halls, sirens blare in the distance. On the rooftop they crouch down, using binoculars finds is target below him, however he can't open the case, and pool out a hige bunch of keys, and starts struggling to find the right one. However the target gets in a car and it drives off.
We're now at an airport at the x-ray machine for hand luggage, Kasai on the monitor, let's the first girl through, but calls the second girls bag back. There are two canisters of deoderant, which are removed, she's then let through. Girl 3 is let straight through, and Mayu comes along with a suitcase, and she seems kind of nervous as it's put on the track. Kasai runs over to the other officer to whisper in her ear as the case comes back, the officers open the case to find a huge meal inside. Mayu then starts eating the meal.
The next scene is in a bar, Asuka is a patron watching as the bartender prepares a drink, and talking with him. A yakuza down the bar pushes a drink across to her, followed by a piece of meat, and attempts to make himself seem wonderful. Then he offers a bowl od carrots and something else. Then a straw bundle, followed by what appears to be a fakir.
We now come back to our assassin, he finds his new target. He picks out the right key, and unlocks the case, only to find his gun in pieces. He rushes to put the gun together, but the target leaves.
We're now in a dojo, and Sae is adressed by her kohai (Sashihara and Yui). The two seem to want her to train them, but she refuses, eventually terrifying them into unconsciousness. Sae's pone rings, and it seems like the dojo will be closed unless she has students, so she takes them on as her students just because. She however keeps on having to make them do poses to send to her sponsor to show their position relative to her. However they get fed up and leave, she chases after them.
We end with our assassin again, another new target. Opens the case, takes out the assembled gun, but then has to answer the phone, it seems to be his girlfriend, however she then walks into view and he's trying to avoid her noticing her, allowing the target to drive away. Se might also have broken up with him.
Our first sketch has one of those girls I see alot but can't name for the life of me teaching a class including Maeda Ami, Akimoto Sayaka, Kitahara Rie, Minegishi Minami and someone else. Te teacher asks a question and Minegishi raises her hand, causing the techer to flail about, hit the wall and fall unconscious, and Ami runs over to her. Minegishi laughs evilly, and boasts about it. Ami tries to stand up to her but Minegishi takes control of her arms, and she pulls er own mouth open against her will, the teacher attempts to stop er before being knocked unconscious again. Ami then attacks Minegisi using her own psycic attacks. The teacher gets up and brings the other girls to one side. Maeda stops, kind of exhausted, and Minegishi forces her to draw on her own face in lipstick, but in turn is forced to paint around her eyes. The two then start psycic wrestling, before actually wrestling and then falling on the floor. The other students leave as the teacher watches them continue to fight, each saying something to the camera.
The next segment starts with two schoolgirls, Kuramochi Asuka and one I don't know. seems te other girls in love or someting. Actually, watching a few seconds more maybe teir just excited about something. After talking excitedly a bit more another girl I forget the name of comes inand threatens Asuka, the other girl hiding. Aska then e-mails te girl threatening her some phrase over and over again. The other girl, who has been commenting on the goings on is spotted, and also threatend. Anoter girl (a teacher) shows up scaring off the yankee, only for the two to reject her help.
A mysterious figure carries a large case through dark halls, sirens blare in the distance. On the rooftop they crouch down, using binoculars finds is target below him, however he can't open the case, and pool out a hige bunch of keys, and starts struggling to find the right one. However the target gets in a car and it drives off.
We're now at an airport at the x-ray machine for hand luggage, Kasai on the monitor, let's the first girl through, but calls the second girls bag back. There are two canisters of deoderant, which are removed, she's then let through. Girl 3 is let straight through, and Mayu comes along with a suitcase, and she seems kind of nervous as it's put on the track. Kasai runs over to the other officer to whisper in her ear as the case comes back, the officers open the case to find a huge meal inside. Mayu then starts eating the meal.
The next scene is in a bar, Asuka is a patron watching as the bartender prepares a drink, and talking with him. A yakuza down the bar pushes a drink across to her, followed by a piece of meat, and attempts to make himself seem wonderful. Then he offers a bowl od carrots and something else. Then a straw bundle, followed by what appears to be a fakir.
We now come back to our assassin, he finds his new target. He picks out the right key, and unlocks the case, only to find his gun in pieces. He rushes to put the gun together, but the target leaves.
We're now in a dojo, and Sae is adressed by her kohai (Sashihara and Yui). The two seem to want her to train them, but she refuses, eventually terrifying them into unconsciousness. Sae's pone rings, and it seems like the dojo will be closed unless she has students, so she takes them on as her students just because. She however keeps on having to make them do poses to send to her sponsor to show their position relative to her. However they get fed up and leave, she chases after them.
We end with our assassin again, another new target. Opens the case, takes out the assembled gun, but then has to answer the phone, it seems to be his girlfriend, however she then walks into view and he's trying to avoid her noticing her, allowing the target to drive away. Se might also have broken up with him.
Monday, 14 November 2011
Sim on AKB48 #2: AKB48 Bimyo 7
Note: I would probably go over Shukan AKB's latest episode, as it's the second longest running AKB programme, but it was the second part of a 3 parter (I think?), so I'll leave Shukan a while.
I don't really know what Bimyo means, but thats the title apparently. I also don't know how long this will run for, but it seems to be a comedy show acted fully by AKB members, I enjoyed the 6th episode (as I type the only one I've watched) so I guess I'll do tis one as well. And then watch the prior 5. I also don't lnow if the order I talk about these is their airing order, as the whole episode doesn't seem to be uploaded this time.
The first Sketch (I guess) starts with a real freaky looking introduction, Before we get Akimoto Sayaka? in rags as a boy while another girl gives a voice over. Sayaka wakes up and as his wife, Kitahara Rie and child I don't recognise stand over him, they then go to eat at a surprisingly nice looking table. They're zomvies apparently. Kitahara happily stabs Sayaka with his fork, but it's no biggie. She's then stabbed after she makes a joke. We then get sudden;y serious when the wife reveals they've got a letter, apparently sent in 1811. Her continued talking upsets the other two, I think Sayaka's character dislikes whoever sent the letter. His wife and child leave and he falls to the floor upset. He then realises some chance he has, pulls out a mobile phone, and calls someone, possibly the person wo sent the letter (Maria?) and mentions it's been 200 years. It seems though he's only been a zombie for 70 years, and was something else for 5 years, though I may be confused. He then calls a Naomi and realises it's been 300 years. (I think they're former girlfriends, maybe the letter was from one as well). He then calls another number, only to find he's talking to Kitahar, whos in the room. He then apologises, but she leaves again.
Our next clip starts with a woman (Takajo Aki?) talking to her manservant? (Yokoyama Yui) and Yui is blunt to her initial question. They continue talking and Yui just carries on in a monotone voice. He leaves, maybe to do some cooking, and Aki's husband, Miyazawa Sae walks in, and they talk briefly before Aki notices a mobile with an e-mail which ends with a heart, and accuseshim of having an affair, Sae denies it before Aki blatantly doesn't slap him (it works though) into the wall. She then sees his eyes are staring right in front, he's dead, Aki's shocked, and we see Yui stood at the back of the room. They talk, Yui still emotionless and Aki distressed, with reference to the consequences (the police were definitely mentioned) and some talk of how much jail time she could be looking at. Aki begs for help, and Yui grabs a piece of meet, holds it over Sae and drop it (I think I saw the face move) as well as painting paw prints leading to the body, to make it look like a dog mauled him. They argue about it working briefly, Yui then grabs a horseshoe print, and they talk somemore. Sae then gets up, asks whats going on, and has Aki slap him again, he falls again and Yui starts the conversation where it left off. Aki eventuall walks off and grabs a knife, holding it to her stomach and talks about what I think is her guilt and she can't go on, as Sae gets up again. As Aki says she'll go to hell Sae laughs about how scared she is, and goes to try to hug her, and Aki, scared of the zombie, stabs him in the stomach with the knife. I think he's dead this time. Yui carries on with the emotionless speak, as the realisation of the murder again hits Aki. Aki is shocked and just stabs herself in the stomach, Yui then calls the police, reporting either a murder-suicide or his jealous murder of the pair.
Our third sketch starts with Sae, and two girls who I can't name calling something which is really cute, while a dragon and raccoon (I think, can't name the girls) talk about being jealous of who they're talking to. As they carry on complaining and being sad the raccoon gets an idea. They pull off some pose, but the girls still call to the unseen creature and so moping resumes. They have another idea, do some introductions and a sweet pose, but are still ignored. They do a joke but are still ignored. After another go they resume moping. 'Ara-chan' then comes up from the camera, he's either a seal or a bear. Taking off his bear helmet reveal Yui (twice in one episode, damn). They talk, and then have an idea for a 3 man performance. The focus of the girls remains with the Ara-chan though, and as he waves at the girls the other two express their sadness and start to walk off, try waving to seei if thats acknowledged, then hold each other sadly. (Also, turns out this was the last sketch.)
The next sketch starts with Miyazaki Miho (henceforth referred to as Myao) hosting a game show with Shimuda and someone else behind her, while the contestants are other girls I'm not familiar with. The first question has something to do with Japan, Glasses girl answers, apparently mistaking several characters used in the question for others, and gives the wrong answer. We move onto the next, or rather the exact same question, which the other girl answers with 'yes, thats right', and it's the correct answer. The second question (having something to do with Fuije Reina?) is answered by the same girl correctly. The 3rd question is also answered correctly by the same girl, meaning she wins, to the dissappointment of the glasses girl.
Our last sketch opens with Maeda Ami (I think, I really don't know though) entering a beauty salon, she's invited to sit, but notices some odd figures already there. Minegishi Minami (Mii-chan) is a samurai, I can't tell who the second one is, and the third is Sayaka with a blond wig. She's then handed a booklet of styles, with some quite bizarre ones present. (I think the others have ones from the booklet as well). Ami says she wants hair like Kitahara Rie, but the women just shows her a proffesor look. Ami wakes up to have her hair in a samurai styling, shocking her. She tries to protest that this isn't what Kitahara's hair looks like, only for Kitahara to walk in with the exact hairdo. Kitahara talks briefly to the other customers, before talking to the stylist, and I heard Sashihara mentioned. I'm guessing Kitahara's hair is supposed to be styled like Sashihara Rino's hair then.
Again if anyone reading this notices errors please tell me.
I don't really know what Bimyo means, but thats the title apparently. I also don't know how long this will run for, but it seems to be a comedy show acted fully by AKB members, I enjoyed the 6th episode (as I type the only one I've watched) so I guess I'll do tis one as well. And then watch the prior 5. I also don't lnow if the order I talk about these is their airing order, as the whole episode doesn't seem to be uploaded this time.
The first Sketch (I guess) starts with a real freaky looking introduction, Before we get Akimoto Sayaka? in rags as a boy while another girl gives a voice over. Sayaka wakes up and as his wife, Kitahara Rie and child I don't recognise stand over him, they then go to eat at a surprisingly nice looking table. They're zomvies apparently. Kitahara happily stabs Sayaka with his fork, but it's no biggie. She's then stabbed after she makes a joke. We then get sudden;y serious when the wife reveals they've got a letter, apparently sent in 1811. Her continued talking upsets the other two, I think Sayaka's character dislikes whoever sent the letter. His wife and child leave and he falls to the floor upset. He then realises some chance he has, pulls out a mobile phone, and calls someone, possibly the person wo sent the letter (Maria?) and mentions it's been 200 years. It seems though he's only been a zombie for 70 years, and was something else for 5 years, though I may be confused. He then calls a Naomi and realises it's been 300 years. (I think they're former girlfriends, maybe the letter was from one as well). He then calls another number, only to find he's talking to Kitahar, whos in the room. He then apologises, but she leaves again.
Our next clip starts with a woman (Takajo Aki?) talking to her manservant? (Yokoyama Yui) and Yui is blunt to her initial question. They continue talking and Yui just carries on in a monotone voice. He leaves, maybe to do some cooking, and Aki's husband, Miyazawa Sae walks in, and they talk briefly before Aki notices a mobile with an e-mail which ends with a heart, and accuseshim of having an affair, Sae denies it before Aki blatantly doesn't slap him (it works though) into the wall. She then sees his eyes are staring right in front, he's dead, Aki's shocked, and we see Yui stood at the back of the room. They talk, Yui still emotionless and Aki distressed, with reference to the consequences (the police were definitely mentioned) and some talk of how much jail time she could be looking at. Aki begs for help, and Yui grabs a piece of meet, holds it over Sae and drop it (I think I saw the face move) as well as painting paw prints leading to the body, to make it look like a dog mauled him. They argue about it working briefly, Yui then grabs a horseshoe print, and they talk somemore. Sae then gets up, asks whats going on, and has Aki slap him again, he falls again and Yui starts the conversation where it left off. Aki eventuall walks off and grabs a knife, holding it to her stomach and talks about what I think is her guilt and she can't go on, as Sae gets up again. As Aki says she'll go to hell Sae laughs about how scared she is, and goes to try to hug her, and Aki, scared of the zombie, stabs him in the stomach with the knife. I think he's dead this time. Yui carries on with the emotionless speak, as the realisation of the murder again hits Aki. Aki is shocked and just stabs herself in the stomach, Yui then calls the police, reporting either a murder-suicide or his jealous murder of the pair.
Our third sketch starts with Sae, and two girls who I can't name calling something which is really cute, while a dragon and raccoon (I think, can't name the girls) talk about being jealous of who they're talking to. As they carry on complaining and being sad the raccoon gets an idea. They pull off some pose, but the girls still call to the unseen creature and so moping resumes. They have another idea, do some introductions and a sweet pose, but are still ignored. They do a joke but are still ignored. After another go they resume moping. 'Ara-chan' then comes up from the camera, he's either a seal or a bear. Taking off his bear helmet reveal Yui (twice in one episode, damn). They talk, and then have an idea for a 3 man performance. The focus of the girls remains with the Ara-chan though, and as he waves at the girls the other two express their sadness and start to walk off, try waving to seei if thats acknowledged, then hold each other sadly. (Also, turns out this was the last sketch.)
The next sketch starts with Miyazaki Miho (henceforth referred to as Myao) hosting a game show with Shimuda and someone else behind her, while the contestants are other girls I'm not familiar with. The first question has something to do with Japan, Glasses girl answers, apparently mistaking several characters used in the question for others, and gives the wrong answer. We move onto the next, or rather the exact same question, which the other girl answers with 'yes, thats right', and it's the correct answer. The second question (having something to do with Fuije Reina?) is answered by the same girl correctly. The 3rd question is also answered correctly by the same girl, meaning she wins, to the dissappointment of the glasses girl.
Our last sketch opens with Maeda Ami (I think, I really don't know though) entering a beauty salon, she's invited to sit, but notices some odd figures already there. Minegishi Minami (Mii-chan) is a samurai, I can't tell who the second one is, and the third is Sayaka with a blond wig. She's then handed a booklet of styles, with some quite bizarre ones present. (I think the others have ones from the booklet as well). Ami says she wants hair like Kitahara Rie, but the women just shows her a proffesor look. Ami wakes up to have her hair in a samurai styling, shocking her. She tries to protest that this isn't what Kitahara's hair looks like, only for Kitahara to walk in with the exact hairdo. Kitahara talks briefly to the other customers, before talking to the stylist, and I heard Sashihara mentioned. I'm guessing Kitahara's hair is supposed to be styled like Sashihara Rino's hair then.
Again if anyone reading this notices errors please tell me.
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