Bimyo 09

Bimyo reviews, now coming possibly only 5 hours after broadcast.

Sketch one starts witha dog, a pheasant and a monkey, and Momotarou comes in, saying 'let's go,' the animals just stand there. She tries to get them to go, offering them something, but they continue to refuse. They continue arguing, and Momotarou's grandfather comes in. Ojiichan is able to easily motivate them with a few words. however Momotarou's arguments against the suggestion made results in more arguing. Ojiichan has each of them in turn give a little introduction, which Momotarou protests against. Ojiichan declares the monkey to be in 4th place, however in third is Momotarou, who argues a gainst it, but Ojiichan decides that the centre/leader of the group will be the pheasant.

Woman in shop announces sale, leading to an onslaught of women, she adds fuel to the fire by mentioning prices are as low as 200 yen. The fighting got pretty intense as I was typing that last sentence,  and now she's just going ganbare to any which one. She then throws 2 bags for only 50 yen into the fire (seriously , 50?). She throws an AKB jacket in (Sashi's from Majijo?) but the women who catches it just throws it away. And now we have the 1 yen leggings. She finally throws in what might be a free jacket, but they're all to injured and exhausted to fight now. Another women just walks through, picking up off the floor what she wants, and the saleswomen just salutes her skill.

We're at a cafe, and Rie and Ami come inside, apparently it's raining outside. Ayaka come through with a raincoat and hat, and welcomes them. She shows them to a table, and they say something about an engine. Ayaka calls for their order, and as Rie makes a comment she sees Ayaka miming to Ami, who seems a little wierded out, but she eventually moves the glasses she's wearing briefly. Ayaka calls for food again, before doing something to Rie's shoe, and then tells someone offscreen it's okay. Ami asks for a toilet, and Ayaka gives some instructions which I think include the 246th turning on the right. Rie asks for an Ice coffee, which Ayaka calls to the back for. A petrol pump suddely comes down from the roof, and Ayaka pumps whatever was in it directly into Rie's mouth. They decide to leave, and are given a 3600 yen bill, which they refuse to pay. Ayaka moves apparently to block soething which isn't there as they leave.

A mother leaves her young baby in the hands of a babysitter while she's at work, the babysitter suggests something to do but the baby says something quite rude about it. The baby eventually gets her to fetch a pacifier, which it sticks in his mouth and then comments on the flavour or something. The two talk about stuff, and  ithink the baby mentioned plans fro world domination. They argue a bit, and then the babysitter goes to fetch something, knocking over a vase by accident, which was apparently the childs grandfathers. The baby agrees to help in exchange for what I think was a drink of alcohol. The baby says it can still get her in trouble or something like that, and pats her on the ass. It then pulls her over the pram briefly, she gets up just as the mother returns.

We seem to be in the dressing room for an idol group called Cat's Eye. The three members discuss what might have been a manga, and then start to do an intro pose and roll call before Kasai interrupts. She has some issue, so instead girl who's name I should really learn does some wierd thing on her own before girl who I swear I haven't seen ever before interrupts that. They have an idea for something to do with paper bags, Kasai puts some bread in her bad and does an intro, which apparently oozes cuteness (ironically, Kasai normally oozes sexiness), the other girls then take the bread. They then do their new intro, starting with bonjour. They're happy with their result, and walk off all sexy like.

Two schoolgirls sit together, and one of them admires the other's phone. Yui comes in (YAAAY, YUI-SAMA), ahem, and asks what's going on. She reveals her own phone, which seems to have bugs glued to it. As she refers to it cutely, eventuall one of the others just hits her on the head with a slipper. She then offers a bug, possibly to eat.

Two sisters care for their ailing motherm and mention someones sister coming. They're brother comes in reporting trouble, but after an argument he opens something, causing the girls to jump him. After more arguments he leaves, leavign one of the girls crying. The mother and sister comfort her, and then they do some things together, when the brother returns. says something ending in a heart, leding the mother to seemingly have a heart attack.